"I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'"
--Muhammad Ali

Alright guys, time for my own Deadliest Warrior spin-off, it is a Deadliest Warrior spin-off involving preschool characters fighting each other. It is called: "Deadliest Preschool Character". It is all about a preschool character, or two, or a group of preschool characters, battling in the virtual simulation into death, in a Deadliest Warrior-style reality documentary fanfiction series... like kicking ass. That is right. Kicking ass. As a sister show of my own Death Battle.

It is time to plan some of my Deadliest Preschool Character episodes.

Anyway, please suggest only preschool characters pitting each other for my season.

Pilot

1. Astroblasters vs. PAW Patrol (PILOT)

Season 1

1. Team UmiZoomi vs. Bubble Guppies (Nobody)
2. Sofia the First vs. Doc McStuffins (Nobody)
3. Little Einsteins vs. Neverland Pirates (Nobody)
4. Nice & Friendly Corners Police Department vs. Dora's Friends (Nobody)
5. Rhyme Rescue Crew vs. Blue's Gang (Nobody)
6. Dora's Friends vs. PAW Patrol (Nobody)
7. Wow Wow Wubbzy Gang vs. Kai-Lan Gang (Nobody)
8. Super Readers vs. Backyardigans (Nobody)
9. Neighborhood Kids vs. Dinosaur Train Crew (Nobody)
10. Ryder vs. George (Curious George) (Nobody)
11. UNIQUE vs. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Gang (Nobody)
12. Alex Porter vs. Vivian (Nobody)
13. Chase vs. Captain Barnacles (Nobody)
14. Marshall vs. Isa (Nobody)
15. Everest vs. Lucinda (Nobody)
16. Rocky vs. Peso (Nobody)
17. Rubble vs. Hallie (Nobody)
18. Skye vs. Sofia (Nobody)
19. Zuma vs. Lisa (Nobody)
20. Daisy vs. Kai Lan (Nobody)
21. Amber vs. Peppa (Nobody)
22. Pororo vs. The Man in the Yellow Hat (Nobody)
23. Creative Galaxy Gang vs. Buttercup Troop (Nobody)
24. Robocar Poli vs. Thomas the Tank Engine (Nobody)
25. PAW Patrol vs. Doc McStuffins' Toys (Season Finale) (Nobody)

Season 2

1. Nick Dudes vs. Nick Dudettes (Nobody)
2. Super Readers vs. Little Einsteins (Nobody)
3. Zack & Quack Gang vs. Doc McStuffins' Toys (Nobody)
4. Turbodogs vs. Charlie & Lola (Nobody)
5. PAW Patrol vs. Team UmiZoomi (Nobody)
6. Shirt Tales vs. Dora & Boots (Nobody)
7. Katie vs. Chilly (Nobody)
8. Cedric vs. George (Nobody)
9. From the Streets of New York (SPECIAL EPISODE)
10. Blue vs. Clover (Nobody)
11. Octonauts vs. PAW Patrol (Nobody)
12. Mayor Goodway vs. Sir Kirby (Nobody)
13. Pajama Sam vs. Miss Nettle (Nobody)
14. Adventure Bay All-Stars vs. Little Einsteins (Nobody)
15. Foggy Bottom Boomers vs. Buttercup Troop (Nobody)
16. Adventure Bay All-Stars vs. Foggy Bottom Boomers (My brain)
17. Brutus vs. Sofia the First (Nobody)
18. CLAW Patrol vs. PAW Patrol (Nobody)
19. Smoky vs. Daizy (Nobody)
20. Julius Jr. Gang vs. Manny's Tools (Nobody)
21. Neighborhood Kids' Parents vs. Tem UmiZoomi (Nobody)
22. Rocky & Tundra Wedding Guests vs. Man in the Hat & Curious George (Nobody)
23. Aunt Lucy's Wedding Guests vs. Gaspard & Lisa (Nobody)
24. Zayzoo vs. Dress-Up Daisy (Nobody)
25. Adventure Bay Kids vs. Wow Wow Wubbzy Gang (Season Finale) (Nobody)

Season 3

1. Adventure Bay Residents vs. Ruby & Jade (Nobody)
2. Under-PAWs vs. Doc McStuffins' Toys (Nobody)
3. Mayor Humdinger vs. Amber (Nobody)
4. Enchancian Army vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
5. AJ vs. Crackle (Nobody)
6. Astroblasters vs. Handy Manny's Tools (Nobody)
7. Little Charmers vs. Little Einsteins (Nobody)
8. Lt. Star vs. Clio (Nobody)
9. Alpha Pig vs. Peppa Pig (Nobody)
10. Wonder Red vs. Super Why (Nobody)
11. Woofster vs. Widget (Nobody)
12. Princess Presto vs. Walden (Nobody)
13. Leo vs. Wubbzy (Nobody)
14. Team UmiZoomi vs. Little Einsteins (Nobody)
15. Alphablocks vs. Shaker Family (Nobody)
16. Marshall vs. Princess Presto (Nobody)
17. Tundra's Bridesmaids vs. Dora's Girls (Nobody)
18. Rocky's Groomsmen vs. Kate & Mim Mim (Nobody)
19. Boots vs. Blue (Nobody)
20. Chase vs. Comet (Nobody)
21. WordGirl vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
22. Rex vs. Allie (Nobody)
23. Sputnik vs. Franklin (Nobody)
24. Halley vs. Emmy (Nobody)
25. Melody vs. Angelina (Season Finale) (Nobody)

Season 4

1. Jet vs. Professor Wiseman (Nobody)
2. Radar vs. Uncle Bun (Nobody)
3. Comet vs. Tico (Nobody)
4. Sputnik vs. Sofia (Nobody)
5. Halley vs. Periwinkle (Nobody)
6. Astroblasters vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
7. Animal Mechanicals vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
8. Creative Galaxy Gang vs. Wonder Pets (Nobody)
9. Jake vs. King Roland (Nobody)
10. Sal vs. Queen Miranda (Nobody)
11. Alpha Pig vs. Cedric (Nobody)
12. Wonder Red vs. Baileywick (Nobody)
13. Princess Presto vs. Amber (Nobody)
14. Woofster vs. Ruby (Nobody)
15. Super Why vs. Toodles (Nobody)
16. Super Readers vs. Betsy & Steve (Nobody)
17. BookBots vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
18. Frosty Star Employees vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
19. Super Why vs. Curious George (Nobody)
20. Astroblasters vs. Super Readers (Nobody)
21. PAW Patrol vs. Sid the Science Kid Gang (Nobody)
22. Blaze vs. Compass the Pigeon (Nobody)
23. Neighborhood Kids vs. Wow Wow Wubbzy Gang (Nobody)
24. Rob the Robot Gang vs. Enchancian Princesses
25. Congressional Hearings/US Congress Free-For-All (SPECIAL EPISODE) (Season Finale)

Season 5

1. Precious' Owner vs. Princess Hildegard (Nobody)
   
2. Sofia the First vs. Ryder (Nobody)
3. Sal vs. Wonder Red (Nobody)
4. Fresh Beat Band vs. PAW Patrol (Nobody)
5. Slippery Soap vs. Blue (Nobody)
6. Wiggles vs. Little Einsteins (Nobody)
7. Blue's Gang vs. Wow Wow Wubbzy Gang (Nobody)
8. Sheriff Callie vs. Princess Presto (Nobody)
9. Shimmer & Shine vs. Sofia & Amber (Nobody)
10. Nina vs. Calliou (Nobody)
11. Tomorrowland Transit Authority vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
12. Blaze vs. Allie (Nobody)
13. AJ vs. Marina the Mermaid (Nobody)
14. Gabby vs. Dora (Nobody)
15. Darrington vs. Wubbzy (Nobody)
16. Zeg vs. King Roland (Nobody)
17. Stripes vs. Zandar (Nobody)
18. Crushie vs. Rosie (Nobody)
19. Pickle vs. Ryder (Nobody)
20. Blue vs. Boots (Nobody)
21. Steve vs. Alpha Pig (Nobody)
22. Joe vs. Emma (Nobody)
23. Mailbox vs. Walden (Nobody)
24. Mr. Pepper vs. Mrs. Pepper (Nobody)
25. Mrs. Pepper vs. Stephanie (Nobody) (Season Finale)

Season 6

1. Paprika vs. Sportacus (Nobody)
2. Tickety Tock vs. Henry Hugglemonster (Nobody)
3. Slippery Soap vs. Lucinda (Nobody)
4. Shovel vs. Alma (Nobody)
5. Pail vs. Tico (Nobody)
6. Shovel & Pail vs. Ruby & Jade (Nobody)
7. Sidetable Drawer vs. Wormwood (Nobody)
8. Magenta vs. Wubbzy (Nobody)
9. Periwinkle vs. Izzy (Nobody)
10. Cinnamon vs. Bob the Builder (Nobody)
11. Shaker Family vs. Octonauts (Nobody)
12. Fifi vs. Doc McStuffins (Nobody)
13. Freddy vs. Princess Vivian (Nobody)
14. Felt Friends vs. Super Readers (Nobody)
15. Green Puppy vs. Oona (Nobody)
16. Orange Kitten vs. Angeline Ballerina (Nobody)
17. Purple Kangaroo vs. Cora (Nobody)
18. Molly vs. Queen Emmaline (Nobody)
19. Gil vs. Amber (Nobody)
20. Goby vs. Sofia (Nobody)
21. Deema vs. Red Jessica (Nobody)
22. Oona vs. Skye (Nobody)
23. Nonny vs. Miss Nettle (Nobody)
24. Blue's Gang vs. Doc McStuffin's Toys (Nobody)
25. Bubble Guppies vs. Super Readers (Nobody)

Season 7

1. Bubble Puppy vs. Clover (Nobody)
2. Mr. Grouper vs. Hallie (Nobody)
3. Little Fish vs. Whatnaught (Nobody)
4. Little Fishes vs. Dinosaur Train Crew (Nobody)
5. Daniel "Dan" Henderson vs. Elmo (Nobody)
6. Ricardo Sanchez vs. Big Bird (Nobody)
7. Cory Schulter vs. Cookie Monster (Nobody)
8. Mr. Salt & Mrs. Pepper vs. Ernie & Bert (Nobody)
9. Paprika vs. Cinnamon (Nobody)
10. Kami Douglas vs. Steve (Nobody)
11. Jessica Henderson vs. Mr. Smee (Nobody)
12. Jordan Miralles vs. Grover (Nobody)
13. Angie Elia vs. Zoe (Nobody)
14. Mrs. Nicholls vs. Oscar the Grouch (Nobody)
15. Mrs. Carver vs. Sofia (Nobody)
16. Trek Henderson vs. Amber (Nobody)
17. Tristan vs. Telly (Nobody)
18. Mrs. Hahn vs. Big Bird (Nobody)
19. Dan's Grandmother vs. Abby Cadaby (Nobody)
20. Mr. Drumheller vs. Kate (Nobody)
21. Cory's Dad vs. Rosita (Nobody)
22. Mr. Curry vs. Prince James (Nobody)
23. Wandering Oaken vs. King Roland (Nobody)
24. Dora vs. Barney (Nobody)
25. Boots vs. Baby Bop (Nobody)

Season 8

1. Backpack vs. Chilly (Nobody)
2. Swiper vs. Betsy (Nobody)
3. Map vs. Milli (Nobody)
4. Isa vs. Oona (Nobody)
5. Tico vs. Lambie (Nobody)
6. Benny vs. Snuffy (Nobody)
7. Lou & Louie vs. Hildegard & Clio (Nobody)
8. Big Red Chicken vs. Little Bill (Nobody)
9. Diego vs. Leo (Nobody)

Remember the rules (in my pictures and transcripts, including THIS journal).

Remember, if any of you want to be a fight club member at Deadliest Preschool Character, then read all the rules. Please study it carefully, for it will be your ONLY WARNING!

1. Long after the battle, the loser's death is not permanent. It should be revived and should face another opponent.
2. No bad words.
3. No bullying.
4. No foul language at comments.
5. No gothic or emo.
6. No harrasing.
7. No joking.
8. No mistranslations allowed.
9. No ponies (although I am a Filipino brony).
10. No ranting.
11. No rematches.
12. No rock music, pop music, heavy metal music, country music, Disney music and non-Disney music, etc. Only epic orchestral music, epic rock music and epic metal rock music.
13. No rude comments.
14. Only cartoon characters from preschool shows (like PAW Patrol and Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood), preschool video games (like rated eC (Early Childhood), E (Everyone) and E10+ (Everyone 10+), preschool movies, live-action family films, and preschool novels. Preschool show OCs included.
15. Please do be civil.